Hello, my name is James. Well… it's not my real name, but it's how the internet will know me. I have a blog. I am the co-creator and co-editor of The Art Of Quality and I run Blog•ter•view Project. But, most importantly, I'm an aspiring writer. I also take some pictures every now and then. Sometimes I eat, sometimes I shoot guns. No, that's not true. I shoot guns a lot. I'm a firearm's enthusiast, if you will.
I'm happy that you made it to this point. I'm glad that all of the "Fuck You"s weren't too much for you. You see, those weren't for you. Those were meant for those other assholes… You're good people. I encourage you to stay. I would really appreciate it if you could RSS subscribe to my blog, it would be great if you could add your name to The Art of Quality mailing list and it would be superb if you could take a moment to look at Blog•ter•view project.
If you want to know more about me, and I'm sure that you do, please stop by my blog—if you haven't done so already—and read the first 40 pages. It's OK, you can save the rest for tomorrow.
If you feel that it's necessary, you can send me an e-mail at nowihaveablog at gmail dot com.
Now, in the words of the good doctor:
“This is a very ominous assignment, with undertones of extreme personal danger.”
I desperately hope that you and I both make it out sane and alive…
Sincerely,
James Noor